um hi im sarah yeah 14 almost 15 ohio LOL HMU BOIS I KNO U WANNA FUK ME LOL OMG TOTES #YOLOSWAGG okay ima go die because i typed that yeah uh fandoms woot im awkward help bye
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
(Source: runningfromfaggots)
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?”
He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”
oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so bad
what’s that weird feeling….
where the fuck did this come from
are those leggings
WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD
OH GOD
u kno my name not my story<3
I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO
which little string bean brought this back
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)
can Dora find you a sense of humor
when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work
but it’s not
And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
(Source: tosaunterisparisian)
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
